Tuesday, April 12, 2011

The Development Set

This is another favorite poem of mine. Learned about this in college.


The Development Set
by Ross Coggins 
"Adult Education and Development" September 1976

Excuse me, friends, I must catch my jet 
I'm off to join the Development Set; 
My bags are packed, and I've had all my shots 
I have traveller's checks and pills for the trots!


The Development Set is bright and noble 
Our thoughts are deep and our vision global; 
Although we move with the better classes 
Our thoughts are always with the masses.

In Sheraton Hotels in scattered nations 
We damn multi-national corporations; 
injustice seems easy to protest 
In such seething hotbeds of social rest.

We discuss malnutrition over steaks 
And plan hunger talks during coffee breaks. 
Whether Asian floods or African drought, 
We face each issue with open mouth.

We bring in consultants whose circumlocution 
Raises difficulties for every solution -- 
Thus guaranteeing continued good eating 
By showing the need for another meeting.

The language of the Development Set 
Stretches the English alphabet; 
We use swell words like "epigenetic" 
"Micro", "macro", and "logarithmetic"

It pleasures us to be esoteric -- 
It's so intellectually atmospheric! 
And although establishments may be unmoved, 
Our vocabularies are much improved.

When the talk gets deep and you're feeling numb, 
You can keep your shame to a minimum: 
To show that you, too, are intelligent 
Smugly ask, "Is it really development?"

Or say, "That's fine in practice, but don't you see: 
It doesn't work out in theory!" 
A few may find this incomprehensible, 
But most will admire you as deep and sensible.

Development set homes are extremely chic, 
Full of carvings, curios, and draped with batik. 
Eye-level photographs subtly assure 
That your host is at home with the great and the poor.

Enough of these verses - on with the mission! 
Our task is as broad as the human condition! 
Just pray god the biblical promise is true: 
The poor ye shall always have with you.

Yun na! Pak!



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