Welcome to #ChiMplesChat, where you'll find a hilarious compilation of conversations between Chino and Dimples, a husband and wife duo that will have you laughing out loud. From the mundane tasks of daily life to the more serious moments, Chino and Dimples tackle it all with their unique brand of humor and wit. Whether you're married, in a relationship, or simply enjoy a good laugh, #ChiMplesChat is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the lighter side of life. So sit back, relax, and get ready to chuckle along with Chino and Dimples!
(Links on the title headings)
Disclaimer: This post may contain personal opinions, but we do not intend to offend or hurt anyone's feelings. We are simply having fun and being ourselves. Please keep an open mind. Thank you!
(Note: This post is chronologically arranged and updated as often as possible.)
Braso
(English Translation)
Me: Imagine, love, if I joined the dance wearing a tank top and skinny jeans. My arms would cause us to lose.
Emilenn Kate: I don't want to imagine, love. It's a good thing you're busy. Let's just be thankful we avoided World War 3.
I couldn't do anything. Hahaha.
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Mind Museum
Collete
(English Translation)
Emilenn Kate and I were discussing cute baby names with Dimples.
Dimples: Nicolette. Oh, how about Colette? It sounds like Buko Pie.
Me: Do you like Colette?
Dimples: No. I want Buko Pie. Yum yum yum Buko Pie. I can already imagine the Buko Pie.
😆😆😆
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Soft and Hard Water
(English Translation)
Me: Trying to explain the difference between soft and hard water to Emilenn Kate.
Dimples: *blank stare* (crickets)
Me: (I attempted to explain) Have you ever tried washing your hands with soap that's hard to rinse?
Dimples: (in her most confident voice) Yes, when I use Dove soap.
Booom!!! She has a point there. Hahaha.
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Knee Socks
(English Translation)
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Me fixing our old clothes...
Me: Honey, check these old socks if there's something you still want to keep. I'll throw them away.
(Chino checks the socks)
Chino: My knee-socks! Why are you going to throw away my knee-socks?!
Me: Honey, when are you going to wear them?
Chino: When I wear shorts. Don't throw away my knee-socks!
Award!!!
Iago
(English Translation)
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While watching Thumbelina
Me: Honey, the bug's voice sounds like Iago.
Dimples: Yeah, and also the parrot in Aladdin.
Me: Uhm, Iago is the parrot in Aladdin.
Bwahahahahaha.
Remote
(English Translation)
Wifey: "Where's the remote? There. Can you pass me the ChocNut."
#TrueStory
Emilenn Kate
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Brown Rice
(English Translation)
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Me and my wife Emilenn Kate were talking on the phone...
Me: Honey, do you want White Adobo? I'll cook.
Wifey: Yay! Okay. But we still have brown rice. I don't want brown rice. It doesn't taste good.
Me: But you said you'll support me with brown rice?
Wifey: I don't want it anymore. It takes forever to finish. Why is white rice consumed faster? It multiplies at night. It's like kisses (the aroma beads), it multiplies. It never ends!
Toink!
Bisaya 101
(English Translation)
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Chino teaching me Bisaya...
Chino: "Dapit" is different from "Dâpit".
Me: 🤔😮😧😵🙄
Baked Mussels
(English Translation)
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Me: What will be our viand later?
Wifey: Mussels!
Me: I kinda want Baked Mussels.
Wifey: But we don't have a BAKERY!
Me:
Aircon:
TV:
Wedding Portrait:
Shorts
(English Translation)
While parked along Katipunan and people (mostly youth) watching...
Chino: So, are above-the-knee shorts in fashion now?
Me: Honey, no. You're too old for that sh*t.
#nagmumurangkamatis #cultureofdeprivationsafashion
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Geography
(English Translation)
This is how good my spouse is in Geography...
Chino: "What is CALABARZON? Calabanga..."
Me: "What Calabanga?!? It's Cavite, Laguna, Batangas, Rizal, Quezon."
Chino: "Why is Quezon City included?!"
#facepalm
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Reports
(English Translation)
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Me and Chino writing reports together at home:
Chino: ...Gross margin increased by 7.4% due to volume growth...
Me: ...Caracows, which accounted for 40.8% of the total carabao population, posted an increase of 3.87%. On the other hand, the population of carabull...
Huhuhu.
P.S. For those who are asking, I didn't count the carabaos one by one. The data came from PSA. Huhu again.
Menudo
(English Translation)
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While having breakfast today:
Me: Oh, I feel like having some menudo for lunch.
Chino’s eyes widen.
Me: Do you want me to cook it?
Chino about to nod yes.
Me: Oh, let's just have it delivered. I'm going to take a nap.
Chino: ...I got my hopes up!
#workingwife #sorrynotsorry
Update: He fell asleep before me. #hesaidhewasmoretired
Formula Milk
(English Translation)
Let's take a commercial break:
Chino and I discussing our formula milk:
Me: I think I was given S-26.
Chino: My mom said I had Enfalac.
So we googled the two milks and found a thread on Female Network...
“...is it true that S-26 makes babies gain weight quickly, while Enfalac makes them smarter?..”
Me: NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!! 😂😂😂
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Money Heist
#ChiMplesChat (Wow! We're branding!)
While watching Money Heist...
Me: If there's a money heist, I won't bring you along because you'll be one of the first to panic.
Chino: If there's a money heist, I'd report you to the police.
Huhuhu. 😂🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Grocery List
Sugat
(English Translation)
Survey: When you were a child, what did the elders say would come out of your wound?
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Dimples: Train
Me: Priest
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Chino about to cook pinakupsan...
C: I need the big strainer.
Me: How about this one? (gives another strainer) It's hard to clean the other one.
C: No! That's not the same as the one in the YouTube video! I want the one that looks like the one in the YouTube video.
Oh no!
(English Translation)
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Chino wakes up...
C: I had a nightmare.
Me: What did you dream about?
C: We were singing together but we weren't blending well.
Huhu. Sorry! It's probably my fault. Hahaha.
Greed Island
(English Translation)
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After watching YuYu Hakushu, we're now watching Hunter x Hunter...
Me: Hisoka will also become their ally when they arrive at Greed Island.
Chino: WTF is Greed Island?
Me: Noooooooo!!!!
Hopia
(English Translation)
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Chino after eating hopia...
Me: What is that?! You have so many crumbs on your face.
Chino (opens his phone with beauty cam filter): What?! No, I don't. Look, I'm so smooth.
Me: Here's my mirror, look, you're so messy.
Doritos
(English Translation)
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Chino: I have so many things to do. I need to finish them quickly.
(5 minutes later...)
*Chino dancing tiktok dances*
Me: I thought you had so many things to do?
Chino: Yeah, right. *goes back to work*
(5 minutes later...)
*Chino opening Doritos*
Me: I thought...
Chino: Yeah, right!
K-Drama Saga 1
(English Translation)
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While watching Park Bo Gum:
Me: He's really handsome!
Chino: I can do that too! It's just hair. And then I'll take a shower.
Me: Uuuhhmmm...
😂😅🤣
K-Drama Saga 2
(English Translation)
#ChiMplesChat while I'm watching K-drama...
Me: I have a new crush, aside from Park Bogum!
Chino: Who is it this time?
Me: It's Park Hyung-sik! Look at him. Who's more handsome between them?
Chino: Me! (mimicking Park Bogum's pose)
Oops! Drink coffee, bro, so you can get nervous! ☕️☕️☕️🙀🙀🙀
K-Drama Saga 3
(English Translation)
#ChiMplesChat K-drama saga:
Chino (while trying to act cute): I'm Park... King Lot!!
The Notebook
(English Translation)
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While watching The Notebook...
Me: What if that happens, I have forgotten you, what would you do?
Chino: I'll tie you up!
There you go, he's getting better. 🤣🤣🤣
Collar Bone
(English Translation)
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Chino: Love, can you check what's happening to my collar bone? It hurts.
Me: Nothing.
Chino: Nothing is happening?
Me: I can't see any collar bone.
That's it! 😂🤣😅
Borta
(English Translation)
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Chino checking out his biceps...
Me: So, do you have muscles now? Can you lift me up?
Chino: Come to the swimming pool, I'll lift you up there.
Me: That's my only dream.
Chino: I know! So, to fulfill your dream, I have a new dream.
Me: What is it?
Chino: I'll become muscular!
Huhuhu. Should I look for a gym with iron weights? 😅😂🤣
Colored Hair
(English Translation)
#ChiMplesChat while watching BTS tiktok vids...
Chino saw V’s blue colored hair.
Chino: Should I dye my hair like this?
Me: Huh? Not blue-black anymore?
C: Blue-black is too subtle. I want blue...aqua blue!
Me: No comment.
Can I even object? I had my hair colored rainbow!
(photo not mine)
Home TV Shopping
(English Translation)
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Chino watching home TV shopping...
TV Host: Hello, home TV shoppers!
Chino: Hi.
Me: Oh no! Don't watch home TV shopping!
TV Host: Do you know when you feel…(says spiel)?
Chino: Yes.
TV Host: All you need is…(more spiel).
Chino: Uhuh.
Me: You're not the one she's talking to! Don't answer!
Photo Gallery
(English Translation)
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Looking at mobile phone photo gallery…
Me: Geez! My gallery is full of your pictures.
Chino: Same here.
Me: …
Chino: My gallery is also full of my pictures.
Huhuhu. Who's the GGSS? 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
4-6 Persons
(English Translation)
#ChiMplesChat while looking at a seafood menu...
Me: Good for 4-6 persons, it's just right for us!
Chino: Hey, I'm eating less now.
Also Chino: Nye nye nye nye!
Sad Story in 4 Words
(English Translation)
#ChiMplesChat to answer this...
Me: I need to poop, but the bathroom is closed. Hahaha.
Chino: There's something sadder than that.
Me: What is it?
Chino: Oh sh*t, nevermind.
Huhuhu. How sad. Apologies to those who are eating.
An Old Married Couple
(English Translation)
Conversation of an old married couple that happened today around 5 PM:
Chino: Love...we forgot something.
Me: Huh? What is it?
Chino: It's our wedding anniversary today.
Me: Ha?! Oh no! Yeah, that's right.
After a minute...
Chino: Oh wait, no. It's on the 17th. We got married in December 2013, but not on December 13.
Hahahaha. So silly. Bow. #ChiMplesChat
Maternity Promo
(English Translation)
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Me: Dear, St. Luke's has a maternity promo, free room and free dinner.
Chino: ...
Me: If you give birth from February 7 to March 7.
Chino: ...
Me: March 7 (while holding my full belly)...can't do it!
Chino: Hahahaha.
Kuyawan
(English Translation)
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Me: Kuyawan!
Emilenn Kate: What's Kuyawan?
Me: It means "kinabahan" (got nervous)
Dimples: Huh? Isn't "Kulbaan" the correct term for "kinabahan"? So what's the difference?
Me: 🤯🤯🤯 Uhmmmm... Intensity? Hahaha. There's even "Nalobat-lobatan" which is even more intense. Hahaha.
Toinks.
Bisaya friends, HELP!!! Did I say it correctly? Lol.
Crime Documentary
(English Translation)
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Me watching crime documentary
Chino: What are you watching again? Why are there murders again?
Me: This relaxes me while working. What should I watch then?
Chino: Why can't you watch love stories like normal people?
Me: 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Development Work and Corporate Work
(English Translation)
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Me: (discussing challenges in microfinance operations)
Chino: (giving suggestions)
Me: Honey, you're very corporate now.
Chino: Is it a bad thing?
Me: But I'm doing social development. And you also came from development work.
Chino: Okay, I'll just go back to development work.
Me: No, it's fine. You're good where you are. I just checked out on Shopee. I'll just be the one doing good for both of us. Hahahahaha.
Sore Throat
(English Translation)
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Chino is sick and has a sore throat...
Me: Honey, I'll just make you oatmeal for breakfast so it's easier to swallow.
Chino: Okay, I want oatmeal with hotdogs.
Me: I thought your throat hurts?
Chino: And also chicken and spaghetti.
Me: You're the only one I know who eats more when they're sick.
Mirror
(English Translation)
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While looking at his face in the mirror...
Chino: Oh, my face.
Me: Oh, your face.
Note: You may imagine the tone of voice. Hahahaha.
East Timor
(English Translation)
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While looking at SEA flags…
Me: East Timor is in Southeast Asia. Where is East Timor?
Chino (with confidence): It's somewhere in East Timor.
🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️😂😂😂
Gwapo
(English Translation)
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Me (to Chino): You're handsome.
Chino (looks at the mirror): Really? (with his GGSS voice)
Me: For your own good, remember that when I say you're handsome, it's not objective. Hahahaha
Charice Pempengco and Jake Zyrus
(English Translation)
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Chino: Why is it that when Charice Pempengco was still around, she looked like you? And now that he's Jake Zyrus, I'm the one who looks like him?
Me:What do you want, for me to still look like him even if he's already Jake Zyrus? Or do you want to look like Charice?
Hansel and Gretel
(English Translation)
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Chino: I'm getting chubby again. It's your fault.
Me: Huh? Why me?
Chino: Because you feed me delicious food. You're making me like Hansel and Gretel.
Bwahahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣
Watch Strap
(English Translation)
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Dimples is having her watch strap shortened at the mall.
Watch repair guy: Ma'am, I can't do this. We need special tools.
Me: What now? The shop where we bought your watch is already closed.
Dimples: The easiest solution is for me to gain weight so we won't need to cut the watch strap.
🙀😹🙀😹
Pustahan (Bet)
(English Translation)
Today, we celebrate our 9th Year Wedding Anniversary!
Chino: Honey, do you still remember our wedding day?
Dimples: Of course! I really held back my tears during the ceremony so I could win our bet. The first one to cry would pay 500 pesos. Wait, you haven't paid me yet.
Chino: Oh yeah, I haven't. But I don't have any 500 peso bill.
Dimples: It's okay. Keep the change.
Lazada: 😳
Zalora: 😳
Shein: 😳
Shopping Malls: 😳
#ChiMplesChat #KasalangChiMples #ChiMplesAnniversary
Chicken Roll
(English Translation)
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Dimples: Honey, there's chicken roll there. Have some.
Chino: Wait, since when do we have that chicken roll?
Dimples (in a high-pitched tone): DON'T ASK! I ALREADY ATE 3/4 OF IT!
-- I don't know if I should be concerned about the expiration date or the fact that only 1/4 of it is left for me. 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Fresh
(English Translation)
One of the things I missed when I lost my account was #ChiMplesChat. So here's another entry:
Chino: Someone told me that I'm getting fat again. I want to say, "it's okay, as long as I'm fresh!"
Me: Yeah, because your skin is so plump.
Chino: Yes, I'm getting fairer again. And it's not because of lotion.
Me: So what do you want - a chubby but fair and fresh look, or a lean but dusky and dry look?
🤔😝🤭
Ganda Ko
(English Translation)
One early morning while I was in the room watching TV:
Dimples: (Shouting from outside the room) Honey!!! I know why you fell in love with me!
Me: Huh? Why?
D: Because I was so beautiful back then. Look at this. (Shows me this photo)
Me: 😳😳😳
D: Am I not beautiful? Sh*t, I'm so gorgeous!!!
Me: 🤣🤣🤣
D: Don't laugh. (Looks at her picture again) I'm really beautiful!
#GGSS
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PS: Yes, Honey, you are beautiful, and you always will be beautiful. I love you, Emilenn Kate Sacdalan-Pateño.
Videoke
(English Translation)
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When we arrived in Bulacan earlier, we heard singing voices through the mic/sound system of our neighbor...
Chino: Let's go, let's sing more with the videoke!
Me: That's not a videoke. It's a Pasyon (a religious chant).
Chino: Oh, that's why there's no music.
😂🤣😂🤣😂
#theresnothinglikethisinthecity #holyweek
Geography - Part 2
(English Translation)
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Chino's Geography: Region IV-B edition - MIMAROPA
Chino: Mindoro, Marinduque, Romblon, Pa...
(Me holding my breath)
Chino: Why am I thinking of Panabo?
Me: ...
Chino: Pangasinan?
😂🤣😂🤣
Burial Lot
(English Translation)
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#adulting
Us, talking before going to sleep…
Me: I checked the burial lot prices at Heritage park. It's expensive! It's the same price as a house and lot in Davao.
Chino: Let me see. How much?
(Me showing the quote)
Chino: Wow! It's expensive. We should just be trees.
(After 1 minute)
Chino: Don't we have any midnight snacks?
😂🤣😂🤣
Gender Equality
(English Translation)
I’m so happy that my husband is a believer of gender equality.
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Me: Love, our bellies are getting the same size!
Chino: That's okay.
Me: But I'm a girl.
Chino: I thought we believe in gender equality? Whatever a man can do, a woman can do too.
Hahaha. This is one of the reasons why I love him. Hahaha.
(to be continued...)
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