What's in a name?

While browsing the internet, I came across an application that analyzes your name for you. Here's what I got:

EMILENN KATE-You have a need to communicate and express yourself. You are inclined to over intellectualize, and hate to be misquoted. You are always involved with projects and things to do. You are relatively demonstrative in your affections. You enjoy being stroked verbally and physically. You have a diplomatic flair to your nature. Equality and fairness are important to you. You can be quite inventive and quite curious. You can handle details well. You have a methodical mind. You can go to extremes in all you do. You must learn to give 'wise' service and not be a martyr. You have good recuperative abilities and strong mental determination. You are very private and dislike others prying into your affairs. You have much enthusiasm with a driving attitude toward achievement in life. Your privacy is important to you. You have a rich inner life. You need to learn to be expressive. You are a person who cannot tolerate being misunderstood.

SACDALAN-Status is important to you and your ability to achieve success and earn money. You have a need to be noticed and seek status. You are clever, inventive, imaginative and youthful. You enjoy socializing. Your curiosity can get the best of you. You have a discriminate nature coupled with perseverance and family pride. Your family ties are important to you. You have much enthusiasm with a driving attitude toward achievement in life. You have a diplomatic flair to your nature. Equality and fairness are important to you. You enjoy socializing and entertaining. You have a need to be up front. You can handle details well. You have a methodical mind. DIMPLES-Your world, good or bad, revolves around your family. You are determined and loyal, and your word is your bond. You are relatively demonstrative in your affections. You enjoy being stroked verbally and physically. You are always involved with projects and things to do. You have a talent for working with people on a one to one basis. You have a diplomatic flair to your nature. Equality and fairness are important to you. You can be quite inventive and quite curious. You try to be prudent. You have good business acumen. Here's the extended analysis. Do you want to try it? Yun na! Pak!